And, uhm, so yeah!
Jk.
I bet you are wondering (you probably aren't),
"Gee willikers, why did Maggie (or whatever you refer to me as) start a blog? Doesn't she talk enough during the day/make enough status updates on facebook?"
The answer to that, is yes. I basically never stop updating people about everything.
So why did I start this blog?
1. Lack of characters allowed in a facebook status update.
Oh, I know what you are thinking, "Well herpderp Maggs! You could just make a note on your facebook profile!"
Oh please. Using facebook to do all of this is similar to stuffing my newborn thoughts into a burlap sack only to have that burlap sack thrown in the river tied to 400 spoons (Similar fate befell the special attention bell. Class of 2012 we are ruthless, yet ingenious.)
Blogs are what the cool kids are doing. Plus, on facebook could I make a
SONIC RAINBOOM?!?!
Nope.
2. You guys will probably think I'm really cool and stuff.
Like "Oh hey, maybe she sits at a local cafe and blogs about her feelings with one of those little bike lock things, only for computers. Then, she orders hot chocolate because she is Mormon."
While I fantasize about what life would be like if I lived in a town less than an hour away from Walmart.
3. Isn't this like, the artsy and contemporary thing to do these days?
I mean please, not-blogging is soooo mainstream.
4. It just puts a little bit more of my soul onto the internet for people to trololo all the ding dong day if they please:3
5. This will be a great thing to have my future children look at.
Then, they will realize how much of a meanie head parent I am which will result in future conversations similar to this:
My future kids- "Well, you were allowed to do all of this cool stuff, why aren't we?"
Me- "Well my two sons, Steve and Jobs, those were the days when the country was ruled by retarded humans. Be thankful for the robot overlords we have today. Now go finish your soylent green.
...Burn a few books while you are at it."
So this is it I guess. Maybe send me a question on facebook that will help me with a further bloggyblog.
Live long and prosper.
Oh, I know what you are thinking, "Well herpderp Maggs! You could just make a note on your facebook profile!"
Oh please. Using facebook to do all of this is similar to stuffing my newborn thoughts into a burlap sack only to have that burlap sack thrown in the river tied to 400 spoons (Similar fate befell the special attention bell. Class of 2012 we are ruthless, yet ingenious.)
Blogs are what the cool kids are doing. Plus, on facebook could I make a
SONIC RAINBOOM?!?!
Nope.
2. You guys will probably think I'm really cool and stuff.
Like "Oh hey, maybe she sits at a local cafe and blogs about her feelings with one of those little bike lock things, only for computers. Then, she orders hot chocolate because she is Mormon."
While I fantasize about what life would be like if I lived in a town less than an hour away from Walmart.
3. Isn't this like, the artsy and contemporary thing to do these days?
I mean please, not-blogging is soooo mainstream.
4. It just puts a little bit more of my soul onto the internet for people to trololo all the ding dong day if they please:3
5. This will be a great thing to have my future children look at.
Then, they will realize how much of a meanie head parent I am which will result in future conversations similar to this:
My future kids- "Well, you were allowed to do all of this cool stuff, why aren't we?"
Me- "Well my two sons, Steve and Jobs, those were the days when the country was ruled by retarded humans. Be thankful for the robot overlords we have today. Now go finish your soylent green.
...Burn a few books while you are at it."
So this is it I guess. Maybe send me a question on facebook that will help me with a further bloggyblog.
Live long and prosper.
hmmmmmm.
ReplyDelete#4 is my fave.